May 2013
4 tags
schticky-friend:
shitilivefor:
katara:
i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time
if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit
i think i just found my senior quote
ahlistenalison:
true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch
twerking-amporas:
ghilles:
snarg:
when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier then them
Those chunky potato fry things are delicious.
they are called smiley fries you uncultured shit
Reblog if you have a friendship of more than 5...
rockgoddessxo:
arisuskirkland:
16 years & counting!
phone: *rings*
me: no
reblog if you want anons but in reality no one is...
mileyhighrus:
i could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with “listen you fucking prick” like idk how these people don’t do this