Sweet Tea and RedNecks.
Message me a body part, this looks so interesting
Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Windpipe: Do you sing?
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back: Are you a virgin?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?
Toes: Do you like country music?

anamericanbaby:

hannahbeezy:

If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.

truest statement I’ve ever read. 

sassymerican:

 

Speechless and in tears after this performance. Beautiful tribute to the Oklahoma tornado victims. Sobbin’.
Pray for Oklahoma <3 ! Visit Redcross or call 1800-HELPNOW for ways you can help.

May 21, 2013

LITERALLY PERFECTION.

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

missmandimichelle:

devilpup17:

michigansmanofmayhem:

heartdeeperthanthebrand:

buthereisthething:

sorry not sorry


This makes me want to start reblogging porn. A lot.

Just reblog all my porn Kristi, I do enough for most

POST ALL OUR PORN

If Tumblr ever becomes kid friendly I’m out of here!




My sister’s boyfriend wrote on 150 ping pong balls  ” prom? ” and put them in her locker. She opened her locker and all the ping pong balls came out &amp; he gave her a bouquet of flowers &lt;333 promposal are so cute 


did he say “I finally got the balls to ask you to prom&#160;?” because if he didn’t he’s doing it wrong.


My sister’s boyfriend wrote on 150 ping pong balls  ” prom? ” and put them in her locker. She opened her locker and all the ping pong balls came out & he gave her a bouquet of flowers <333 promposal are so cute 

did he say “I finally got the balls to ask you to prom ?” because if he didn’t he’s doing it wrong.

What my brother does at work. He is suppose to be pushing carts at shop rite. Clearly he got distracted.

What my brother does at work. He is suppose to be pushing carts at shop rite. Clearly he got distracted.